All Pick Up Lines

Our name says it all. We've got all the pickup lines you could ever want. We've got some good lines that you might actually want to use and we've got some aweful ones that are just here for your ammusement, all seperated into categories for easier browsing. Enjoy!

Funny pick up line #1: Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Funny pick up line #2: Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Funny pick up line #3: If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Funny pick up line #4: Do you want to see something swell?
Funny pick up line #5: Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
Funny pick up line #6: Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Funny pick up line #7: Hi, I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Funny pick up line #8: Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as heck.
Funny pick up line #9: Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Funny pick up line #10: If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Funny pick up line #11: Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

Good pick up line #1: You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Good pick up line #2: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Good pick up line #3: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Good pick up line #4: You're good at math, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Good pick up line #5: Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Good pick up line #6: Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
Good pick up line #7: I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
Good pick up line #8 I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
Good pick up line #9: Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Good pick up line #10; Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Good pick up line #11: I'm good at math, U+I=69

Cheesy pick up line #1: Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Cheesy pick up line #2: Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Cheesy pick up line #3: Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Cheesy pick up line #4: Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Cheesy pick up line #5: I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Cheesy pick up line #6: Girl, you gotta be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day.
Cheesy pick up line #7: Your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Cheesy pick up line #8: Do you have a map? 'Cause Honey, I just keep gettin' lost in your eyes.
Cheesy pick up line #9: You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Cheesy pick up line #10: Got two nipples for a dime?
Cheesy pick up line #11: You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Sweet pick up line #1: I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Sweet pick up line #2: How was Heaven when you left it?
Sweet pick up line #3: You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Sweet pick up line #4: Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Sweet pick up line #5: You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
Sweet pick up line #6: Excuse me, can I borrow your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Sweet pick up line #7: You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Sweet pick up line #8: Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get.
Sweet pick up line #9: You should be someone's wife.
Sweet pick up line #10: It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Sweet pick up line #11: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Bad pick up line #1: Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Bad pick up line #2: What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Bad pick up line #3: I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
Bad pick up line #4: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Bad pick up line #5: Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Bad pick up line #6: If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
Bad pick up line #7: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Bad pick up line #8: Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Bad pick up line #9: There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....your name.
Bad pick up line #10: You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Bad pick up line #11: You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.